All?

I know I promised "DOTLOTP 2" on Friday, but I'm afraid it has been pushed back to Monday. It would seem that some one is not following the ALL-O-GISTICS. I have allowed sleep, television, and pure laziness to deter me in my quest for ALL, and for that, I am sorry. I have let the Bass Master General and ALL of you down. After working nine hour days (every hour of which is before noon) I haven't felt like doing much but sitting on my lazy ass and watching Battlestar Galactica.

By this time this year I wanted to have another screenplay written, A web cartoon launched, and be halfway through writing a graphic novel. Take a wild guess at how many of those things I have accomplished. If you guessed zero, you would be correct. I'd get you a prize, but I'm too damn lazy! I'm not sure how I can even make cartoons for the internets when I have yet to learn the animation program that The CDP most generously gave me for Christmas.

It seems that I have become someful or something of a noneskull, saying something that is nonesense, but no longer. From this point forward (our state motto) I vow to ALLways go for greatness, to not have no idea, and to let nothing deter me in my quest for ALL!!!

PS. Bass Master General I must also confess that I have committed laundry twice in the past two weeks, and will again tomorrow. I am sorry.

ALL-O-GISTICS
The Descendents:

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Tho shalt covet thy neighbors food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all